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Post by Raven on Aug 12, 2011 14:43:08 GMT -8
Make up a stupid name and roleplay a fat house cat joining a massive riot. Fun.
Stupid, but fun.
Bob the kittypet was mad. In frustration, he smashed his head into a wall a few times, forgetting everything his tiny brain held. He then started to suffocate. It's a good thing he remembered how to breathe just in time.
He wanted to blame someone for this madness, so he dragged his fat butt over to the riot store, then grabbed a pitchfork and a torch.
"WHO WANTS TO START A RIOT WITH MEEEE"
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Post by Firefox on Aug 12, 2011 16:13:42 GMT -8
Bella, the sleek gray and white kitty agreed with Bob to start a riot against their owners. " I hate my owner! She always tries to torment me by holding me 24/7! "
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Post by Familiar on Aug 12, 2011 18:55:30 GMT -8
Rollykins, a fat calico she-cat who was so morbidly obese that her paws were embedded in her fat, forcing her to roll if she wanted to get anywhere, trundled out of her XXXL size catflap and into the yard.
She sat in the sun and warmed her blubber in the sun for a while. Eventually, she got tired of nature, and decided to go back inside. However, upon approaching the porch steps that led up to the door, she realized after some minutes that it would be impossible to roll up them without assistance. She yowled for her housefolk for several minutes, but no one came to help her.
Enraged at such gross mistreatment, Rollykins screamed out, "$#!%", her entire body jiggling as she did so, and barrelled down the street to join the riot, a torch lodged in her fat rolls.
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Post by Raven on Aug 12, 2011 19:40:42 GMT -8
[[OH MY GOD HEATHER YOU ARE AMAZING DSFAGSFGASJ]]
"Bella! Grab my pitchfork!" shouted Bob, who had fallen over and needed assistance in getting up. His owners, of course, wouldn't help him - they were stupider and lazier than he was.
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Post by Firefox on Aug 13, 2011 4:42:06 GMT -8
Bella grabbed the pitchfork and looked to see if anyone was watching. She saw a terribly fat cat rolling up the street. Does it even have paws? She thought. She looked closer and saw a torch embedded in the cats body. " Oh god, it's going to join us in the riot. Well, if worst comes to worst we can use it as a shield... or maybe even a weapon. "
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Post by Familiar on Aug 13, 2011 5:36:04 GMT -8
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"Here, Bob!" Rollykins mewed as she rolled up, her words slightly obscured by her massive chipmunk cheeks. "Let me help you with that." Much like the way her massive girth tended to block out the sun, it had also blocked out when Bella had helped him.
Unfortunately, rolling isn't the most easily controlled means of transporting oneself, and so Rollykins accidentally steamrolled over Bob, torch side down.
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Post by Firefox on Aug 13, 2011 7:21:01 GMT -8
Bella ran away before she could get steamrolled as well. ( She came back though. )
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Post by Seastar on Aug 13, 2011 7:37:52 GMT -8
Casey was annoyed. Very, very, very, very, very, very, annoyed. "MY HOUSEFOLK ARE LIKE, TOTALLY, LIKE, NOT COOL." She wasn't morbidly obese or dangerously unintelligent like other kittypets, but she was lethal. Angrier and more lethal than BloodClan. Plus, she was a teenager. Which made everything worse. She heard a riot outside, and said "I AM LIKE, TOTALLY DESTROYING EVERYTHING WITH THEM." She picked up a torch and set off.
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Post by Firefox on Aug 13, 2011 8:11:41 GMT -8
Bella saw Casey coming with a torch and said " Hey Casey! So, like, you're joining the riot? Just, like, watch out for that fattie over there, k? "
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Post by Familiar on Aug 14, 2011 6:50:16 GMT -8
"Who are we talking about?" Rollykins asked innocently, making a half-roll so that her horizontally-oriented head was facing them. She thought that if a dangerously fat cat was on the loose, it might be better to be informed, and waited expectantly for the others to explain.
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Post by Firefox on Aug 14, 2011 10:00:27 GMT -8
" Um... nothing... " Bella said.
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Post by Seastar on Aug 14, 2011 10:56:57 GMT -8
Casey hissed in rage and clawed Rollykins's fat face. "THAT'S FOR LIKE, EXISTING!" she yowled.
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Post by Familiar on Aug 14, 2011 13:02:07 GMT -8
Rollykins cried out in pain and tried to roll away from the vicious, unexpected assault, her face bleeding from the deep claw marks that now marred it. Emotionally and physically scarred for life, she rolled as fast as she could down the street, dislodging her torch from her rolls as she did so, and came to the awful realization that the "fattie" they had been referring to was her.
Several blocks away, she rolled into a bush, sobbing in pain as the bleeding from her wounds lessened. When she finally gathered herself enough think, anger bubbled up inside her from what Casey had done. Her thoughts turned dark and twisted, her mind focusing on one purpose.
I'll show them, she snarled inwardly as she rolled slowly into the shadows, eyes burning with purpose. I'll show them all...
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Post by Firefox on Aug 14, 2011 15:21:58 GMT -8
" Why did you do that for? Now it's gonna like, roll over you. And you'll like, die. " Bella said.
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Post by Seastar on Aug 14, 2011 17:28:58 GMT -8
[...HEATHER OMG x'DDDDDD That proves you're a good writer since you actually made me feel bad for Rollykins, despite the fact he's a joke and a fictional kittypet.]
"Oh. Maybe I should go apologize," Casey said, realizing the pain she had caused a poor chubby cat. "I have realized the error of my ways, and-" That was all she said until she shredded a leaf into no more than molecules when it landed on her back. "LIKE, WHAT WAS I SAYING?"
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